(Sorry about the high frequency of random--and inane--posts as of late...I'm a bit scatterbrained and stressed and stressed and scatterbrained...)
What an opening sentence for a paper:
"The incontinence on which this essay will focus is not the relatively comfortable subject of sexual incontinence in women but its much less comfortable analogue--bladder incontinence."
(From Gail Kern Paster's "Leaky Vessels: The Incontinent Women of City Comedy")
It's relevant, I swear!
Oh man...man oh man...