Devious idea of the day (brought to you in part by my friend Saideep):
Go to my Science, Technology and Society class tomorrow -- in which we will be discussing Thomas Kuhn's "Structure of Scientific Revolutions" -- and speak extensively about paradigms. Only I won't say "para-dime," I'll say "para-dig-em."
Would someone eventually (or right away) correct me? Or would they sit there squirming? Or would they not even notice?
If my life were a movie, I would try it. But alas, it's not. Para-dime it is.