Totally the kind of scatalogical oddity I love! It's an article about shark poop:
"Here is a lede to recall and recoil, 'It is as thick as your arm, gungy, and smells disgusting,' and which describes exactly what one is likely to first fear. Which is a giant, well …. a giant turd is what it is."
Also, I love it whenever the Tracker refers to the BBC as the Beeb. Makes me laugh every time.