More Rejection Love!

I promise I won't turn this blog into an exlusive rejection-fest, but I will post the most delicious rejection emails for your "I didn't want that job anyway!" enjoyment:

Thank you for your interest in -----------. We are in receipt of your resume. While your resume is solid, it does not strongly match our current hiring needs.

We will keep your resume on file against future hiring needs and contact you at that time.

Thank you again for your interest.

Oh man, I feel like a Victorian novelist "dashing" out the proper nouns. It is so devious.

More rejection coming soon...